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peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
Best cocktail of the bank holiday 🍹👌
Shameless selfie.

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Kay would shoot jake lol.

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